Should I go on the show "10 years younger"

I realize that I may not be the most "trendy" or stylish person; however, I didn't think I looked that bad. I go along in my day and I admit I am not really thinking about how I look but recently I got a hint that makes me beg the question. Should I try out for the show "10 years younger"? This show (which I"m not really sure is even still on the air) is about taking someone who looks way older than their age and 'makes them over' to look young and cute again. So here is the situation at hand.

I ran out of checks the other day. I don't use them very often but often enough that I needed to order some more. So I went to my bank. First, I tried the drive through but they said that I needed to come in to order checks. It was my day off so I wasn't really dressed up at all but I at least was dressed in Levis and not those mommy sweats with stains and such. I told the young man who was helping me that I just wanted the free basic checks. Easy enough, I went on my way and forgot all about the situation until today when my checks had arrived at my home. When I opened them at first I was wondering where the heck Ed Mcmahon was hiding or maybe that I had won a golf tournament. Seriously these checks are huge!!!! And the writing is really big, the lines are super big, black, and embossed. Seriously Brail would have been less obvious. They were like checks for a 95 year old person. I seriously laughed for about 5 minutes and then the sad truth sank in.... I must have looked like an older person who needed a bigger check to write on and the embossed lines to find the place to write. Apparently this young man thought that I can't see well enough to dress myself, or see how I look, so how am I supposed to see the check? Below is a picture of my new checks and I have also placed a regular check right below it for perspective. So what is the verdict?? Should I audition?

On the lighter side of things my two neices Whit and Ash are having their birthdays this week and got a cute little Shitzu puppy for their birthday. I decided for their birthday present I would make a doggy blanket for their new puppy. Isn't it so funny. I felt a little guilty cutting the stuffed dog in half in order to sew it into the blanket but I think it turned out so adorable. It's a "dog blanket" hahaha I have been laughing about it ever since I started sewing it.